So I Just Watched 
 Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Review
 
So I just watched Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker. What a contrived, convoluted, incomprehensible pile of crap.
I give Rise of Skywalker II out of IX fake deaths.
 
Stray Thoughts:
  • No one's ever really gone
  • "Somehow Palpatine has returned"
  • Still too much Rose